I guess Mondays Mischief started a bit earlier than it should have...
...It started yesterday with me peeing on a little boys football at the (very crowded) beach. Mum was so embarrassed as everyone watched me do it and then watched as she was washing it off with her bottled water. It was BRILLIANT! Here are some other good moments from our beach visit...
.... The little fluffy white thing? That's my mums Bolognese, Bella.
She's pretty cool I guess. We're staying with them at the moment and she chases the cats away for me. I absolutely hate them. She also forgets to eat her food meaning there's more for me!
Bella is an absolute MAGNET to water. She's barking mad. I don't think she's quite worked out yet that dirty dog = bath. Well I know better. I stay well away from the water, mud and bath!
Today I refused to get out of bed. You can't really blame me with it being a Monday after all...
When I did eventually get up, I went outside to toilet, ate my breakfast and then, as we're currently staying at my mums parents place.... Went into their room, pooped on their carpet and pee'd on their bed! I remember the evil grey cat sitting on there the day before so though I'd show him who's boss!
Mum seemed pretty angry about the whole thing and quickly stuck everything in the wash. She said she's hoping to get it washed, dried and back on the bed before her parents get home. She said "We'll act like it never happened".
.jpg)
