Monday Mischief: I believe I own everything I pee on
Posted on Monday, 10 March 2014
I guess Mondays Mischief started a bit earlier than it should have...
...It started yesterday with me peeing on a little boys football at the (very crowded) beach. Mum was so embarrassed as everyone watched me do it and then watched as she was washing it off with her bottled water. It was BRILLIANT! Here are some other good moments from our beach visit...
.... The little fluffy white thing? That's my mums Bolognese, Bella.
She's pretty cool I guess. We're staying with them at the moment and she chases the cats away for me. I absolutely hate them. She also forgets to eat her food meaning there's more for me!
...It started yesterday with me peeing on a little boys football at the (very crowded) beach. Mum was so embarrassed as everyone watched me do it and then watched as she was washing it off with her bottled water. It was BRILLIANT! Here are some other good moments from our beach visit...
.... The little fluffy white thing? That's my mums Bolognese, Bella.
She's pretty cool I guess. We're staying with them at the moment and she chases the cats away for me. I absolutely hate them. She also forgets to eat her food meaning there's more for me!
Bella is an absolute MAGNET to water. She's barking mad. I don't think she's quite worked out yet that dirty dog = bath. Well I know better. I stay well away from the water, mud and bath!
Today I refused to get out of bed. You can't really blame me with it being a Monday after all...
When I did eventually get up, I went outside to toilet, ate my breakfast and then, as we're currently staying at my mums parents place.... Went into their room, pooped on their carpet and pee'd on their bed! I remember the evil grey cat sitting on there the day before so though I'd show him who's boss!
Mum seemed pretty angry about the whole thing and quickly stuck everything in the wash. She said she's hoping to get it washed, dried and back on the bed before her parents get home. She said "We'll act like it never happened".
We’re taking part in the Monday Mischief blog hop kindly hosted by Snoopy’s Dog Blog, Alfie’s Blog and My Brown Newfies
Now that's some mischief! I'd like to crawl under that blanket with him. Looks like he's having a good snooze.
ReplyDeleteIt's incredibly hard to get up and out of bed once he's snuggled into you. He makes me late for everything lol
DeleteWell of course u do that's dog law
ReplyDeleteRetro rover
Oh, that face in the last photo! Can you hear my squealing?
ReplyDeleteIf you're good enough at hiding the evidence, it never did happen. :)
ReplyDeleteAh they found out lol. Good job he's got such forgiving eyes lol.
DeleteDoes this make you an accomplice?
ReplyDeleteHaha - Glad you brought the clean up squad to take care of your mischief buddy! :)
ReplyDeleteI hope you're having a fun day,
Your pal Snoopy :)