Bernie the Frenchie

Monday Mischief: I believe I own everything I pee on

Posted on Monday, 10 March 2014

I guess Mondays Mischief started a bit earlier than it should have...
...It started yesterday with me peeing on a little boys football at the (very crowded) beach. Mum was so embarrassed as everyone watched me do it and then watched as she was washing it off with her bottled water. It was BRILLIANT! Here are some other good moments from our beach visit...

.... The little fluffy white thing? That's my mums Bolognese, Bella.
She's pretty cool I guess. We're staying with them at the moment and she chases the cats away for me. I absolutely hate them. She also forgets to eat her food meaning there's more for me!

Bella is an absolute MAGNET to water. She's barking mad. I don't think she's quite worked out yet that dirty dog = bath. Well I know better. I stay well away from the water, mud and bath!

Today I refused to get out of bed. You can't really blame me with it being a Monday after all...

When I did eventually get up, I went outside to toilet, ate my breakfast and then, as we're currently staying at my mums parents place.... Went into their room, pooped on their carpet and pee'd on their bed! I remember the evil grey cat sitting on there the day before so though I'd show him who's boss!

Mum seemed pretty angry about the whole thing and quickly stuck everything in the wash. She said she's hoping to get it washed, dried and back on the bed before her parents get home. She said "We'll act like it never happened".

We’re taking part in the Monday Mischief blog hop kindly hosted by Snoopy’s Dog Blog, Alfie’s Blog and My Brown Newfies

Black and White Sunday: Being cute is so exhausting

Posted on Sunday, 9 March 2014

Like you would not believe! That's why I spend 90% of my day sleeping! Gotta get that beauty sleep!

We’re taking part in the Black and White Sunday blog hop kindly hosted by Dachshund Nola and Sugar the Golden Retriever.

Sepia Saturday: Sunshine

Posted on Saturday, 8 March 2014

Mum get the camera out my face for once and leave me to sunbathe in peace will ya?! She's forever taking photos of me! This was taken at my friend Wilf's house. He's a German Shepherd who you'll get to meet in a few weeks time as we'll be staying with them for a few weeks too. 'Them' being my dads parents :) We're having to move around a bit whilst we finalize the sale of our new house.

We’re taking part in the Black and White Sunday blog hop kindly hosted by Dachshund Nola and Sugar the Golden Retriever. - See more at: http://berniethefrenchie.blogspot.co.uk/2014/03/black-and-white-sunday-being-cute-is-so.html#sthash.mCoc1Vf1.dpuf

We’re taking part in the Sepia Saturday blog hop kindly hosted by Ruckus the Eskie

Freebie Friday! Kong Zoom Groom

Posted on Friday, 7 March 2014

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Fridays Frenchie Find: Ben de Lisi

WE LOVE BEN DE LISI!

And EVERYTHING is currently 20% off at Debenhams!

Ben is an American born fashion designer who has lived in London since the early 80's and has become very well known since releasing his first collection of interior accessories at Debenhams. He lives at home with his three French Bulldogs who have become the inspiration for his designs.